Hey Mickey - Toni Basil
They made a song about me!
How do you explain the feeling you get when you see someone talking to the person you love and your stomach begins to hurt and you make a mental list of how many things they don’t know about them and you want to throw a chair at them because that’s your person and not theirs but you’re not jealous you’re just being irrigational and dumb but yOU CANT STOP
50 days after Michael Brown’s murder.
literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone
i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind